America's Favorite Dan
Future reality show contestant

Dan has followed the average path of any artist wanting to learn his trade; went to school, studied hard, and proceeded to run out of money well before he could graduate.

Taking what info he did get, Dan set out to make the world prettier one project at a time before finding out that giant robots and half naked women really don't have the reaction to inspire world peace. Distraught, he was turned to the wonderful world of webcomics and he found something he could enjoy.

The fact that he could potentially piss off many people on a global scale actually brings a smile to his face. Dan is a scorpio, likes walks on the beach and is looking for someone who has the same twisted look on the world he has. (Also helps if you're actually female and moderately attractive. If this applies to you, hit me up on Facebook, the link is above)

(hair may vary on your Dan)