For those who are blissfully unaware of who I am.

My name is Dan, I live in South Carolina, and I'm a scorpio.
I use webcomics like this as some sort of coping mechanism to deal with everyday stupidity in my life (and other people's lives too, cause I'm just good like that)

I like to talk, and rant, and bitch about things...mainly because punching and throwing things at people just seems wrong.

Occasionally, not always, but often enough. I like to put on a wig, go out and fight crime.

Only 2/3 of this text is 100% accurate, I'll let you guess what part.